Showing posts with label depression. Show all posts
Showing posts with label depression. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Thursday, March 26, 2009
My Offer to You
Many of you have been significantly affected by the Obama depression. I am willing to help you with your short term problems. if you don't have a car, I'm willing to rent one for you for the next three months. I'll also buy your gas during that period. If you don't have a place to live, I'll rent a hotel room for you for three months. I'll stop by with groceries every week.
There is one stipulation. You will be required to pay me $1,000 per month for 50 years, beginning in 2010. All of your children and grandchildren will also be required to pay me $1,000 a month for 50 years.
Does this sound like a good idea. You will love the Obama budget!
There is one stipulation. You will be required to pay me $1,000 per month for 50 years, beginning in 2010. All of your children and grandchildren will also be required to pay me $1,000 a month for 50 years.
Does this sound like a good idea. You will love the Obama budget!
Labels:
Barack Obama,
California budget crisis,
depression,
groceries,
recession
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