Thursday, March 26, 2009

My Offer to You

Many of you have been significantly affected by the Obama depression. I am willing to help you with your short term problems. if you don't have a car, I'm willing to rent one for you for the next three months. I'll also buy your gas during that period. If you don't have a place to live, I'll rent a hotel room for you for three months. I'll stop by with groceries every week.

There is one stipulation. You will be required to pay me $1,000 per month for 50 years, beginning in 2010. All of your children and grandchildren will also be required to pay me $1,000 a month for 50 years.

Does this sound like a good idea. You will love the Obama budget!

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